You might be a FanBoy if...

Stemming from the rash of fanaticism about the PS3 launch I have come to the conclusion that FanBoys are like red-necks. We just can't help but make fun of them... So with a nod to Jeff Foxworthy, I present to you; You might be a FanBoy if...





If you can't stop long enough to bear your child, because of the PS3 Launch...
...You might be a FanBoy






If you are willing to spend $10,000+ dollars for a PS3...
... You might be a FanBoy








If you are an EX-Senator and think that you deserve a PS3 more then the rest of America...
... You might be a FanBoy

If you want a PS3 SO badly that you steal it..
... You might be a FanBoy
... You also might be a FanBoy

If you held up by gun point and requested to give the robber your PS3 money and you refuse...
...You might be a Fanboy

If you are so blinded by the thought of getting a PS3 that you into a pole...
... You might be a Fanboy
... THE VIDEO!

If you are crazy enough to completely WASTE $400 or $600..
... You might be an .. Idiot.

If you wait around and stalk Fanboys buying a PS3 only to steal it from them...
... You have way to much time on your hands, and need help.

If you are over the age of 15 and act like a 2 year old throw a temper tantrum inciting a riot...
... You might be a FanBoy

.. and if you're PS3 was DOA...
... You've not been following this blog. ;)